Ask AtW. An answer to lifes difficult questions

[MarillionFan]

Like Professor Yaffle, AtW knows everything. I recommend that we start this thread to ask AtW questions the rest of us thickies would like answers to.

AtW

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

[AtW]

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Fish is not grounded whilst swimming in water.

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[Ardesco]

Can you explain to me why my eyes are sometimes light blue, sometimes green, and sometimes silver?

[AtW]

Can you explain to me why my eyes are sometimes light blue, sometimes green, and sometimes silver?

Your genetical type contains more traces of our true fathers who came from far away, as the result your eyes are more sensitive to µ-particles (not yet officially open) than eyes of the local aborigenes who evolved from a monkey. To be sure of your divine ancestry I would recommend to walk on water during lighting storm.

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[wonderwaif]

Who put the Ram in the Ramalamadingdong?

[AtW]

Who put the Ram in the Ramalamadingdong?

It was a mistake by an Indian outsourcing company, if you want to know more go to Bangalore and ask for Bhoovanpati S.

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[Ardesco]

Your genetical type contains more traces of our true fathers who came from far away, as the result your eyes are more sensitive to µ-particles (not yet officially open) than eyes of the local aborigenes who evolved from a monkey. To be sure of your divine ancestry I would recommend to walk on water during lighting storm.

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And there was me thinking the answer was that different people see colours differently, hence different people say my eye colour is different. But hey the divine ancestry thing sounds interesting apart from one problem, I don't belive in the divine.

That being said there is a lot of blood from a lot of different areas in my family so we have a nice and varied genetic pool

[AtW]

Shish - I am answering questions here, you can only ask them and sit in awe reading my responses.

[MarillionFan]

In a deathmatch between Bill Gates & Steve Jobs. Who would win and why?

[Ardesco]

how do we create antimatter in sufficient quantities to make it a viable power source, and how do we ensure that it is always stored in a safe manner that prevents any accidents.