I'm from CUK, there's something wrong with your computer

**mudskipper** · 19 August 2015, 13:27

I have experience with such things. Give me your password, and I'll sort it out.

**SimonMac** · 19 August 2015, 13:29

I've always had to pay a subscription

**vetran** · 19 August 2015, 13:57

I on "Pay And Post"...

**suityou01** · 19 August 2015, 13:58

A while back I took the CUK victim package. I'd have to say it's been ever so good value.

**motoukenin** · 19 August 2015, 14:27

Pay for this , I was expecting considerable remuneration for having to read through these posts

**BrilloPad** · 19 August 2015, 14:35

I often got these "banned messages" on CUK. I am told by NAT that my computer is stuffed unless I pay him a lady(I think he means Godiva - fiver but not sure). Cojak charges a Pavoroti(I assume is a tena).

Can we get a mod who thinks we should pay a sensibly large amount befitting our contract status?

**EternalOptimist** · 19 August 2015, 16:21

I get paid by the joke.
that 33p came in really handy last year

**FatLazyContractor** · 19 August 2015, 16:24

Yes, something is definitely wrong with my computer. Otherwise Cojak wouldn't send me so many infractions

I'm from CUK, there's something wrong with your computer