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    Contract of the day?

    Technical Specialist - Newark - Contract - Newark - August-19-2015 (ETJP1)

    If this Technical Specialist role interests you, apply now and please call me


    Sure love I will also send you flowers after the call

    Which CUKer fits the description for that fantastic rate ?

    Or does the panel have a better 'Contract of the day' ?

    #2
    Did some work for a company in Newark over 10 years ago, everything was open source and didn't work. I was at Sun at the time but they wouldn't pay what it cost to do it properly.

    All the directors had Lambos though...

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      #3
      Category
      Public Sector
      Say no more.

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        #4
        Experience/technical skills required:

        *Fixed line telephony
        *VoIP
        *UC
        *IPVPN
        *IPT solutions
        *Voice and Data LAN Design
        *Ethernet broadband connection
        *OSI model
        *ADSL/SDSL/FTTC and BT systems
        *.NET
        *SQL
        HTF is Ethernet broadband connection a skill ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          HTF is Ethernet broadband connection a skill ?
          I guess they're trying to dissuade those who can't find the right hole for their equipment.....
          Have you tried switching it off and back on again??

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            HTF is Ethernet broadband connection a skill ?
            hey spamming for references is!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Technical Specialist - Newark - Contract - Newark - August-19-2015 (ETJP1)



              Sure love I will also send you flowers after the call

              Which CUKer fits the description for that fantastic rate ?

              Or does the panel have a better 'Contract of the day' ?
              160 notes a day all in? Better off flipping burgers at Maccy d's!

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                #8
                Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
                160 notes a day all in? Better off flipping burgers at Maccy d's!
                Same as a works 10 till 3, painter and decorator, with zero commute, and zero stress, cash in hand, zero tax, tradesperson.

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                  #9
                  £160-£180 a day

                  So no doubt the agency will try to squeeze them down to £150 a day post interview, as £160 will be the maximum they pay
                  Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                  No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                    #10
                    You could make more donating sperm.

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