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    Racist caravans

    Why are they always $hite white ?

    Why are caravans and motor homes always white? | Life and style | The Guardian

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    I liked this comment.

    On another note .... I went to Millets and said 'I want to buy a tent.' He said 'To camp?', I said [butchly] 'Sorry, I want to buy a tent.' I said 'I also want to buy a caravan.' He said 'Camper?' I said [camply] 'Make your mind up.' - courtesy of Tim Vine.

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      #3
      Finding a black caravan somewhere in an unlit field at 1am after you've have 10 pints of the local cider and staggered down a country lane to get back to your camp site. Yeah, good luck with that one.
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        #4
        If they are black then they attract heat from the sun. I blame physics. These physicists are so racist.

        Caravans are supposed to pull over ever few miles to let the enormous queue of traffic past. Anyone ever seen that happen?

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          If they are black then they attract heat from the sun. I blame physics. These physicists are so racist.

          Caravans are supposed to pull over ever few miles to let the enormous queue of traffic past. Anyone ever seen that happen?
          No, but the boomer generation seems to have one each. I was driving in Devon a few days ago and the fecking things are everywhere, literally millions of boomers spending their ill gotten gains poncing around in caravans.

          What do you think about this purple moaning monkey?

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            No, but the boomer generation seems to have one each. I was driving in Devon a few days ago and the fecking things are everywhere, literally millions of boomers spending their ill gotten gains poncing around in caravans.

            What do you think about this purple moaning monkey?
            Sounds like an ideal future addition to my Q7
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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              If they are black then they attract heat from the sun. I blame physics. These physicists are so racist.

              Caravans are supposed to pull over ever few miles to let the enormous queue of traffic past. Anyone ever seen that happen?
              Only when proceeded by the contents of said caravan spewing out all over the road
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                #8
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                Sounds like an ideal future addition to my Q7
                And behind the caravan tow an Aygo or Smart car, that seems to be another popular addition.

                I propose a hefty tax on caravans.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  And behind the caravan tow an Aygo or Smart car, that seems to be another popular addition.

                  I propose a hefty tax on caravans.
                  To be honest, I'd be more likely to leave my caravan in storage down in the south west and pick it up when I'm there (or just have the guy tow it to the pitch for me if I'm storing it on his site).
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