Can I buy a box of Durex as a business expense?

[DimPrawn]

It's a legitimate business expense.

I want to screw the competition.

The Top 5 Sexiest Female Programmers in the World - The Crazy Programmer

[jbond007]

It's a legitimate business expense.

I want to screw the competition.

The Top 5 Sexiest Female Programmers in the World - The Crazy Programmer

You can get a suitable alternative free from your local health clinic, so doubt you could expense it

[TestMangler]

As you'd only need them to protect the keyboard and screen of your laptop, it would probably fail the 'exclusively for business use' test....unless.....

[FatLazyContractor]

Not one looks shagworthy

[vetran]

Not one looks desperate enough

FTFY

[FatLazyContractor]

Amanda Wixted is known all over the world as one of the most effective and efficient mobile developers as well as a good game programmer. Amanda has given her contribution in the development of the popular game Farmville.

So it was this botch who is responsible for all those facebook game invites