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Can I buy a tube of lube as a business expense?

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    Can I buy a tube of lube as a business expense?

    HMRC are trying to **** us so why not make it as easy as possible for them
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    To quote the film Evolution "There's always time for Lube!"
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      HMRC are trying to **** us so why not make it as easy as possible for them
      I believe HMRC are posting out a tube to every contractor gratis

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        #4
        Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
        I believe HMRC are posting out a tube to every contractor gratis
        Only to those who have completed the "Arse-hole Diameter Entity Tests" and have found to need some additional assistance. I think there will be a judicial review as wide arsed contractors will be given a competitive advantage.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          HMRC are trying to **** us so why not make it as easy as possible for them
          Unless your wife has recently bought a strap-on then it's fair to say that it's for business use only.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
            I believe HMRC are posting out a tube to every contractor gratis
            It's means tested ...

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              Only to those who have completed the "Arse-hole Diameter Entity Tests" and have found to need some additional assistance. I think there will be a judicial review as wide arsed contractors will be given a competitive advantage.
              Goatse will be king for a day
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                It's means tested ...
                Contracting landlords need not apply.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  Contracting landlords need not apply.
                  Not to mention I live in my Mrs' Housing Association property, its like the budget was written specifically to ruin my back passage.

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