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Questions you want me to ask David Cameron?

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    Questions you want me to ask David Cameron?

    So turns out I'm staying just down the road from David and Samantha Cameron. Also at Polzeath all day tomorrow so high probablity I'll bump into him while tackling the surf. When I bump into him, what would you like me to ask him?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Can he recommend a particular brand of face polish?

    What really pumps him up?

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      #3
      When was the last time you bled your own radiator?
      Have you ever licked the chutney spoon and put it back?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Where did the Tory party go ?
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #5
          Will you just FOAD?

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            #6
            What flavour pringles he prefers?
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              "Why are you such a ****?"
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Do Aliens exist? And is there anyway I could pay more tax to help support some of those lovely people on benefits?

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                  #9
                  'How long can you hold your breath'

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                    #10
                    Have you and George Frogspawn ever had a job, as opposed to being on the Public Payroll in the JobCentre Plus for posh twats in Westminster?
                    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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