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    Crap Job of the Day

    Computer People are working with a market leading client based in the East Midlands. They are a fast growing company in the heart of the city. They require a, delivery focused, confident, dynamic and committed Front End developer to join the team for a 3-6 month contract.

    There can be flexibility to work from home!

    Key Skills:
    * Great attention to detail, and a strong understanding for design.
    * Understands the importance of clinical fine-tuning in the latter stages of build.
    * Can work confidently independently
    * Motivated to work on an end-to-end project (creating the initial responsive framework, based on design provided, to adding all content)
    * Enjoys working in a collaborative environment
    * Will be working with a digital designer - starting build with mock-up in-hand, which is refined as more information materialises
    * Strong HTML, CSS/LESS and Javascript
    * Strong Responsive Build experience
    * Ability to comfortably build custom rich (content/design/functionality) responsive pages from scratch, based on designs provided (using media queries, not a template framework)

    If you are interested in this role please apply using the link below with your updated CV.

    Alternatively, you can contact me directly on 01159485720 for a confidential chat.
    LocationEast Midlands, UK
    IndustryIT
    Duration3-6 Months
    Start DateASAP
    Rate£80.00 per day
    Employment BusinessComputer People
    ContactRabab Sana
    ReferenceJS-381389-B
    Posted Date26/08/2015 19:20:03
    Permalinkhttp://www.jobserve.com/EUUlk

    I mean 80 notes a day, WTF, you'd be better off flipping burgers at Maccy D's or stacking shelves at Lidl!

    #2
    you can contact me directly on 01159485720 for a confidential chat

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Phone him up and tell (confidentially) that he's a tw@t?

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        #4
        Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
        Computer People are working with a market leading client based in the East Midlands. They are a fast growing company in the heart of the city. They require a, delivery focused, confident, dynamic and committed Front End developer to join the team for a 3-6 month contract.

        There can be flexibility to work from home!

        Key Skills:
        * Great attention to detail, and a strong understanding for design.
        * Understands the importance of clinical fine-tuning in the latter stages of build.
        * Can work confidently independently
        * Motivated to work on an end-to-end project (creating the initial responsive framework, based on design provided, to adding all content)
        * Enjoys working in a collaborative environment
        * Will be working with a digital designer - starting build with mock-up in-hand, which is refined as more information materialises
        * Strong HTML, CSS/LESS and Javascript
        * Strong Responsive Build experience
        * Ability to comfortably build custom rich (content/design/functionality) responsive pages from scratch, based on designs provided (using media queries, not a template framework)

        If you are interested in this role please apply using the link below with your updated CV.

        Alternatively, you can contact me directly on 01159485720 for a confidential chat.
        LocationEast Midlands, UK
        IndustryIT
        Duration3-6 Months
        Start DateASAP
        Rate£80.00 per day
        Employment BusinessComputer People
        ContactRabab Sana
        ReferenceJS-381389-B
        Posted Date26/08/2015 19:20:03
        Permalinkhttp://www.jobserve.com/EUUlk

        I mean 80 notes a day, WTF, you'd be better off flipping burgers at Maccy D's or stacking shelves at Lidl!
        I hear Suity has just failed the interview and he went in at 70
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          I'd suggest the following:

          - Open a MS Word document.
          - Write the words 'Get Stuffed' and increase the font to fill the document.
          - Save it as 'CV_Frontend_Developer'
          - Change the Owner on Properties to 'Rabab Sana'
          - Apply for the job on jobserve with one of your punter email IDs and attach the above document in CV.
          - Have fun

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I hear Suity has just failed the interview and he went in at 70
            You are probably right

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              #7
              Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

              I mean 80 notes a day, WTF, you'd be better off flipping burgers at Maccy D's or stacking shelves at Lidl!
              McDonald's Pay, Salaries | Indeed.co.uk

              Maybe not.

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                #8
                The market will give them the candidates they deserve.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Factored in sick days/holiday/pension/training etc?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
                    Factored in sick days/holiday/pension/training etc?
                    Free food. Is that a benefit though?

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