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    The Phantom...

    Driller has arrived...

    Oh joy.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Driller has arrived...

    Oh joy.
    And here was me thinking that you were talking about some naff film with Billy Zane in it!

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      #3
      According to my son, a phantom is a big turd that disappears round the bend after launch, making you wonder whether you imagined doing it.

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        #4
        They might be eggs - have you checked your genitals recently ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jobberwacky
          They might be eggs - have you checked your genitals recently ?
          It was nice knowing you, eh!

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            #6
            The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Jobberwacky.

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              #7
              Usually a problem one gets after eating nuts. Nuts should always be consumed half and half with lead shot.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth
                Usually a problem one gets after eating nuts.
                Phantoms or floaters?

                Phantoms are usually aquadynamic.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jobberwacky
                  The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Jobberwacky.
                  Revel in your time.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
                    Revel in your time.
                    As long as it's not one of the coffee ones. Yuck.

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