Courgette or Carrot?

[vetran]

Taiwan student invents method to pick right size condom by holding the packet | Daily Mail Online

Are you a courgette, a banana or a cucumber? Condom packaging uses fruit and veg comparisons to make sure men pick the right size
Student Guan-Hao Pan has created clever new packaging for condoms
Available in five different sized containers - the biggest has a 5cm diameter
Men can choose cucumber, carrot, banana, turnip or courgette condoms
Can be distributed in vending machines, so embarrassment is avoided

So girls what are you getting as part of your 5 a day?

[AtW]

[d000hg]

I thought turnips were spherical? And carrots come in all sorts of sizes. Very confusing.

And where's the marrow option?

[DimPrawn]

Mines a bit yellow and got a bend in it, so I think I know which one is for me.

[vetran]

And where's the bean sprout option?

FTFY

[Martin Scroatman]

Cougettes.

Carrots do not belong in lasagne. Nor does any tuber like root vegetable in my opinion.

I was actually served up a dish of lasagne recently that contained sweet potato. Sweet potato, for heavens sake!

Mind you, the cloying wholemeal pasta that laminated the dish was equally unappealing.

[BrilloPad]

Mines a bit yellow and got a bend in it, so I think I know which one is for me.

That was since that dodgy bloke you picked up.

I thought the clinic diagnosed you to drink lots of green tea?

[BrilloPad]

And where's the bean sprout option?

Is there an option for flicking the bean sprout?

[vetran]

Is there an option for flicking the bean sprout?

like em in a stir fry!