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Help me the missus is back and I'm on the bench!!!

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    Help me the missus is back and I'm on the bench!!!

    So now I'm having to go to a coffee morning, then Costco, then Tesco's.

    Help me. HELP ME!!!!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Ask Chico's boss: I hear he is magnamous in victory, but ugly in defeat.

    Good to see that you took temp position in Tesco, this should make you value every pound you earn...

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan
      So now I'm having to go to a coffee morning, then Costco, then Tesco's.

      Help me. HELP ME!!!!
      Don’t forget to clear the Internet cache and empty the tissues from the waste bin
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Originally posted by Paddy
        Don’t forget to clear the Internet cache and empty the tissues from the waste bin
        And give the curtains a clean...
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          Did I tell you that I invented women once in my tea break?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bernard Common
            Did I tell you that I invented women once in my tea break?

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            was that invented or inseminated
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy
              was that invented or inseminated
              Imagined is probably nearer the mark.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                Imagined is probably nearer the mark.
                Inflated?

                IGMC

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