Contractor from hell

[BrilloPad]

Got this new bloke in a month ago. He just sits at his desk. Beard and white socks. And he smells. Totally different from the guy at interview. With so many contractors on the bench I am sure we could not have done any worse.

Do we cut him loose today or tomorrow?

[FatLazyContractor]

Got this new bloke in a month ago. He just sits at his desk. Beard and white socks. And he smells. Totally different from the guy at interview. With so many contractors on the bench I am sure we could not have done any worse.

Do we cut him loose today or tomorrow?

Are you still a permie?

[suityou01]

Got this new bloke in a month ago. He just sits at his desk. Beard and white socks. And he smells. Totally different from the guy at interview. With so many contractors on the bench I am sure we could not have done any worse.

Do we cut him loose today or tomorrow?

I thought Eek has just been on holiday?

[FatLazyContractor]

I thought Eek has just been on holiday?

Does he drive a 1997 Volvo estate too?

[MarillionFan]

I thought Eek has just been on holiday?

Sounds like SimonMac. He normally posts a mugshot of himself as we hit Nov

[BlasterBates]

The shower has been broken and I have the plumbers in, but should be sorted tomorrow, can't wait to get rid of the beard.

[MarillionFan]

The shower has been broken and I have the plumbers in, but should be sorted tomorrow, can't wait to get rid of the beard.

Is this the male equivalent of having the decorators in? Can you not a little blue pill?

[FatLazyContractor]

Is this the male equivalent of having the decorators in? Can you not a little blue pill?

Or more like cottage cheese in your jacket ....

[fullyautomatix]

The shower has been broken and I have the plumbers in, but should be sorted tomorrow, can't wait to get rid of the beard.

Is this a euphemism ?

[DimPrawn]

Is this a euphemism ?

Yes, it means no flow until they put some lead into the pipework.