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    A pair of knickers

    I just had a thought.

    Why are they called a pair of knickers, when there's only one?

    Can anyone answer this?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Because it's from the day that they were knickerbocker trousers.


    ...and it was a pair of trousers.




    (next question - why a "pair" of trousers?)
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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Because it's from the day that they were knickerbocker trousers.


      ...and it was a pair of trousers.




      (next question - why a "pair" of trousers?)
      Yeah WHS.

      Also if you had two pears could you say it?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        So you were in the traps, dropped your wifes knickers and wondered why they're called a pair
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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I just had a thought.

          Why are they called a pair of knickers, when there's only one?

          Can anyone answer this?
          Because your wife is as fat as you are and hence she needs two instead of one?

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Because it's from the day that they were knickerbocker trousers.


            ...and it was a pair of trousers.




            (next question - why a "pair" of trousers?)
            Hmmm.... interesting.

            And it's also worth noting here that the French word for trousers is singular, le pantelon, and one would assume by extension that this would be so across the Romance languages.

            Not So!

            In Italian, the word takes the plural - i pantaloni

            and to really confuse matters the Spanish have a plural with a singular definite article: el pantalones.

            Anyhow, to me it's always a pair of cacks!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post

              Anyhow, to me it's always a pair of cacks!
              Which is very similar to the German slang word for tulip, kack, but can also mean pants: as in rubbish
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                #8
                According to the Straight Dope a "pair" used to mean "a set of more than two like or equal things making a whole". So two trouser legs make a pair of trousers. Two lenses a pair of glasses. But I think mainly it's because English isn't entirely logical and consistent.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Also if you had two pears could you say it?
                  No, you'd refer to that as a brace of pears.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I just had a thought.

                    Why are they called a pair of knickers, when there's only one?

                    Can anyone answer this?
                    Perhaps because once people wore a front loin cloth called a "knick", and a back one called a "ker"

                    Then someone had the bright idea of sewing them together.

                    I'm guessing.
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