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    Office theivery....

    Someone's stolen the (Emergency) M&S three-pack of Walnut Whip's off my desk as a joke and hidden them.

    I'm not letting on I've missed them. Any suggestions for how to find them without looking like the div kid at school?

    #2
    Buy another lot, but inject laxatives into this one

    Then watch who runs to the loo looking like the div at school
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #3
      Culprit found.

      He kept asking me if I'd found my Walnut Whips yet, I carried on like not bothered and he tipped them up, joke gone flat mode.

      I'm gonna drop some nugging porn on his lappy for a laugh lol!

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        #4
        Sounds like a hilarious place to work.





        lol.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Sounds like a hilarious place to work.





          lol.
          It is!!

          I literally laughed till I stopped....

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            #6
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Sounds like a hilarious place to work.





            lol.
            Colin Hunts the lot of them.



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              #7
              Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
              Buy another lot, but inject Anthrax into this one

              Then watch who dies looking like the div at school
              FTFY

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                Someone's stolen the (Emergency) M&S three-pack of Walnut Whip's off my desk as a joke and hidden them.

                I'm not letting on I've missed them. Any suggestions for how to find them without looking like the div kid at school?
                I before E except in receive!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
                  I before E except in receive!
                  Oddly enough spell checker changed it to that! Honest Guv...

                  'I before E except before C' was how I remember it......

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    Someone's stolen the (Emergency) M&S three-pack of Walnut Whip's off my desk as a joke and hidden them.

                    I'm not letting on I've missed them. Any suggestions for how to find them without looking like the div kid at school?
                    Yep. Report it to Facilities saying there is a thief and wait for them to send out an email & that the police have been called.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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