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    Paging Dr Evil

    What next Sharks with frickin laser beams
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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    "The Royal Navy hopes to develop a ship-mounted “death ray” laser cannon by 2020, the first sea lord, Admiral Sir George Zambellas, has announced at one of the world’s biggest arms fairs."

    It will be renamed as "Peace Ray" under new Korbyn Regime.

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      #3
      Will there ever be a boy born, that can swim faster than a shark? G. Keenan (Team Leader)....

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        #4
        pity the Yanks have already done it.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....

          Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....

            Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
            Are chickens Kosher?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....

              Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
              Typical blokes, they're just cock led
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                Are chickens Kosher?
                If you blow it up without stunning it first, it should fall under halal. That said, I don't know what the Quran says about high-speed blood-draining being an authorised slaughter process.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  If you blow it up without stunning it first, it should fall under halal. That said, I don't know what the Quran says about high-speed blood-draining being an authorised slaughter process.
                  Only if you recite the appropriate prayer at the point of detonation.....
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    I am very much indebted to the arms fair - hotel rooms were SO expensive this week that I decided to work from home... Which was nice
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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