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What would you do for £26,000?

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    What would you do for £26,000?

    The average wage in the UK is £26,500. If the national cake was redistributed equally amongst everyone irrespective of what they did what would you do?
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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    2 or 3 months coding.
    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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      #3
      Become an agent. I would then earn the average by doing f**k all. And I could go on holiday and ignore my kids leaving them for child snatchers...

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Become an agent. I would then earn the average by doing f**k all. And I could go on holiday and ignore my kids leaving them for child snatchers...
        In other words you would do what you normally do but for less money
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #5
          Post tulip on CUK 24/7

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            The average wage in the UK is £26,500. If the national cake was redistributed equally amongst everyone irrespective of what they did what would you do?
            You mean what job, or literally anything?

            If the former then probably still software, although I wouldn't mind doing something more physical. I've actually thought being a receptionist-cum-porter could be quite nice too - the type who basically just has to sit there and be present all day. Spend the day reading, maybe work on a novel or something.

            Actually, writing would be nice.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              You mean what job, or literally anything?

              If the former then probably still software, although I wouldn't mind doing something more physical. I've actually thought being a receptionist-cum-porter could be quite nice too - the type who basically just has to sit there and be present all day. Spend the day reading, maybe work on a novel or something.

              Actually, writing would be nice.
              I think I would work as a barman in a lap dancing bar
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #8
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                I think I would work as a barman in a lap dancing bar
                You'll have to grow a mustache first to fit in

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  The average wage in the UK is £26,500. If the national cake was redistributed equally amongst everyone irrespective of what they did what would you do?
                  One day a week.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    The average wage in the UK is £26,500. If the national cake was redistributed equally amongst everyone irrespective of what they did what would you do?
                    About 60 days development.

                    Note. at least 1200 minutes of that will be spent on the toilet.

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