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    Is too early...

    To fly round the world.

    San Diego, San Francisco, London, Amsterdam, Hong Kong' Ghangzhou, Singapore, Sydney, London, San Diego, San Francisco and London.

    I wonder how much champagne that is?

    If that doesn't kill me in the next month, nothing will
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    To fly round the world.

    San Diego, San Francisco, London, Amsterdam, Hong Kong' Ghangzhou, Singapore, Sydney, London, San Diego, San Francisco and London.

    I wonder how much champagne that is?

    If that doesn't kill me in the next month, nothing will
    Hope springs eternal.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Enjoy the deep vein thrombosis

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Enjoy the deep vein thrombosis
        Can you get that in Business?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Can you get that in Business?
          If you've got big fat legs, yes.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Can you get that in Business?
            In your case I think they might go out of their way.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              If you've got big fat legs, yes.
              Cool. I'm ok then as mine are also hairy
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                To fly round the world.

                San Diego, San Francisco, London, Amsterdam, Hong Kong' Ghangzhou, Singapore, Sydney, London, San Diego, San Francisco and London.

                I wonder how much champagne that is?

                If that doesn't kill me in the next month, nothing will
                In dream bottles, 10. In real world, you don't have a chance you permie twat

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  In dream bottles, 10. In real world, you don't have a chance you permie twat
                  People in glass job centres....
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    You could go round the world in 80 days. Preferably without internet access.

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