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Sitting at the wharf minding my own business

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    #1

    Sitting at the wharf minding my own business

    When suddenly I feel a slight jab. So f**king woman has sit next to me. Plenty of other gaps around.

    I moved away from her as soon as I could.

    Why do women feel the need to sexually harass men?

    I bet if I had stayed there her next reaction would have been to offer help with my evening standard soduku. And if I had refused I would have been a frigid homosexual.

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    #2
    You could have said that you are a cereal killer...

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      #3
      She jabbed you? With what?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #4
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        She jabbed you? With what?
        I'm struggling more with him minding his own business.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #5
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          She jabbed you? With what?


          Her penis.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            It was just a little prick...

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Her penis.
              Was it Sausage woman then?

              “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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                #8
                He just wishes it was me

                Am back in a few weeks Brillo!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  It was just a little prick...
                  But MF is in the US?

                  has he got a brother Sister?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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