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    A little bit of brie

    Not cheese you fool. A fire.
    I'm in South Africa, and they don't have BBQ, they have a Brie.
    All very good so far. But I've had a load of ale and I'll probably burn the place down.


    I know they don't have smoke detectors, not after what I did to the toast this am.

    Anyways , the pound is flying high, so it's a quid for a pint of strong ale, petrol is almost free and I'm thinking of buying Cape Town, if only I can find the change in my coat pocket.
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Sp "braai"

    Don't forget to mention how well Argentina and Japan play rugby. :-)

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      #3
      Originally posted by meridian View Post
      Sp "braai"

      Don't forget to mention how well Argentina and Japan play rugby. :-)
      Coff. I mentioned the Japanese result to a pub full of Zulus, I was lucky to get out alive.
      Nice blokes the Zulus, but a bit loopy
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Not cheese you fool. A fire.
        I'm in South Africa, and they don't have BBQ, they have a Brie.
        All very good so far. But I've had a load of ale and I'll probably burn the place down.


        I know they don't have smoke detectors, not after what I did to the toast this am.

        Anyways , the pound is flying high, so it's a quid for a pint of strong ale, petrol is almost free and I'm thinking of buying Cape Town, if only I can find the change in my coat pocket.
        Have you been hanging around with MF these days?

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          #5
          Try saying "jou ma se Poes" to the first person you see in the morning. It's a friendly greeting, particularly in Cape Town.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Scruff View Post
            Try saying "jou ma se Poes" to the first person you see in the morning. It's a friendly greeting, particularly in Cape Town.
            This is you Scruff, especially as the actor Harry Peacock I think is from Leeds, in my ope, does a decent Saffa accent, you dick-licking sack of Bokke tulip!

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              #7
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              This is you Scruff, especially as the actor Harry Peacock I think is from Leeds, in my ope, does a decent Saffa accent, you dick-licking sack of Bokke tulip!

              I'm sure that is funny if you're "down wiv da kids" in some way, but I found it less amusing than ironing my shirts for work and less stimulating than boiling the kettle. It's total shash, deeply dull and impressively bollocks.

              Glad you're enjoying SA EO, was hoping to go this summer, but plans didn't work out.
              Last edited by TykeMerc; 2 October 2015, 00:05.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Not cheese you fool. A fire.
                I'm in South Africa, and they don't have BBQ, they have a Brie.
                All very good so far. But I've had a load of ale and I'll probably burn the place down.


                I know they don't have smoke detectors, not after what I did to the toast this am.

                Anyways , the pound is flying high, so it's a quid for a pint of strong ale, petrol is almost free and I'm thinking of buying Cape Town, if only I can find the change in my coat pocket.
                Eat fish, its normally wonderful over there. Springbok Carpaccio is also awesome.

                Go to Sun city and see the slot machine gambling floor, will put you off gambling for life.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  @Scruff

                  LOL - you probably need to re-write that "greeting" phonetically, otherwise it just won't have the same effect!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SurfQueen View Post
                    @Scruff

                    LOL - you probably need to re-write that "greeting" phonetically, otherwise it just won't have the same effect!

                    voetsek jou bliksem

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