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Get ready for 'assault on property'

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    Get ready for 'assault on property'

    1) Higher interest rates
    2) BTL tax relief removed
    3) Much better weather

    You've heard it on here first...

    #2
    Unless you have the patented AtW 'Property Assault Protection Appliance'

    Cheap version, for flats, terraced and semi-detached:



    Middle class version for detached and farmhouses:



    The big kahuna, for contractors:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      There won't be any contactors left by the time I get property to protect

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        #4
        Help to Buy, Help to Buy ISA... property cannot be allowed to crash!
        I get up...

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