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What's Happened To Me?

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    What's Happened To Me?

    Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

    Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

    What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
    I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
    If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
    From the local Indian,
    My Empire of dirt,
    I could have it all,
    By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)

    #2
    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

    Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

    What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
    I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
    If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
    From the local Indian,
    My Empire of dirt,
    I could have it all,
    By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)

    I am not a doctor. But I suspect you have contracted 'limp wristed Southern Shandy Drinkers syndrome'


    if you start losing arguments and start getting an irrational fear of Northern men, try a few Ibuprofen, or 'newkie browns'
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

      Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

      What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
      I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
      If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
      From the local Indian,
      My Empire of dirt,
      I could have it all,
      By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)
      You sound a little Hurt. ;-)
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Did you celebrate your 21st birthday? After that your body is more careful about what it uses for fuel.

        After 40 you will wake up every day to find a new part of your body has broken.

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          #5
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

          Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

          What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
          I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
          If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
          From the local Indian,
          My Empire of dirt,
          I could have it all,
          By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)
          No need to make a song and dance about it...

          but good effort...

          on a more serious note I also cannot eat anywhere near as much as I used to - think it is just age!

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            #6
            Originally posted by stek View Post
            Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

            Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

            What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
            I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
            If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
            From the local Indian,
            My Empire of dirt,
            I could have it all,
            By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)
            Have you tried eating one piece at a time.....

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