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    letter from seat

    Just got a letter from seat, that my car is affected by VW scandal . They are recalling it for servicing but any idea what they will change? For better or for worse?

    #2
    VA group cars are tulip.

    Get a proper German car.

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      #3
      Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
      VA group cars are tulip.
      I'll think about while testing driving one of the cars from the group ...

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        #4
        Originally posted by diseasex View Post
        Just got a letter from seat, that my car is affected by VW scandal . They are recalling it for servicing but any idea what they will change? For better or for worse?
        They'll tinker with the electronics a little to adjust the way the engine ignition and fuel injection are controlled. I came to that conclusion by the simple expedient of reading about 10% of the BBC stories about the VW issue.
        Can you see if they can adjust your emissions to stop you spouting a constant stream of utter bollocks while they're at it?

        Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
        VA group cars are tulip.

        Get a proper German car.
        See if you can book this complete tit in at the same time while you're at it.

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          #5
          I'd be surprised if the fix won't result in reduction in peak HP.

          They are going to kill a few of those ponies in the bonnet...

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            #6
            It will make it better. You'll be poisoning fewer babies and puppies.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              They'll modify it to cut down on emissions:




              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                It'll probably be slower and possibly even use more fuel. And you'll have to wee in it more often.
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                  It'll probably be slower and possibly even use more fuel. And you'll have to wee in it more often.
                  exactly my thoughts. Not going to happen lol

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                    #10
                    You are polluting the environment.

                    They will swap it for a bicycle.

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