Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?
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Mistress insisting on keeping our child - pretending it's her blokes
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Originally posted by vwdan View PostThoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?I like big butts and I cannot lie. -
Originally posted by vwdan View PostThoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?
Why don't you take in a few Jeremy Kyle shows to get some tips on how to deal with this ?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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You need better taste in mistresses
Personally I like my mistresses like I like my microwaves, cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside herUnless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Originally posted by vwdan View PostThoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?Comment
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Originally posted by vwdan View PostThoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWow. Same here, I was surprised when I and the rest of the Rugby team did her, she said she had a boyfriend and was knocking off a married man. Must be the hormones. He'll never find out, unless it was our prop, black ginger blind Dave.Comment
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How do you know it is your child?
She might have another lover? Or have been unfaithful with her bloke!
If there is no chance it is her bloke's, then what does he think?
I suppose when the child is born, if it turns into a 2@ we can be sure the child is yours....Comment
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Sounds good to me. No further deliberation needed.bloggoth
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Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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