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Guess where Stek has been over the weekend?

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    Guess where Stek has been over the weekend?

    Hmmmmm..

    72 Virgins! I mean Pasties.


    #2
    Plan B ? Selling Lancashire snake oil in Leeds?

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Plan B ? Selling Lancashire snake oil in Leeds?
      It might work, Yorkie pasties, pies, and Steak Puddings in general are woeful.

      I can get them at 89p each, bargain! Even Chris Evans and Sarah (sucks) Cox (for those who knew her when she was a barmaid in The Pineapple on Bleggy rd)...

      Carrs Pasties sends its tasty treats 200 miles away

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        #4
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        Hmmmmm..

        72 Virgins! I mean Pasties.
        Well I Suppose its one way to blow yourself up. Shall we call it the MF method? Do you shout Flaabbba Akbah?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Well I Suppose its one way to blow yourself up. Shall we call it the MF method? Do you shout Flaabbba Akbah?
          Three days off the booze and two gym sessions later, I reckon I may have lost half a pound.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Three days off the booze and two gym sessions later, I reckon I may have lost half a pound.
            a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step?

            seriously good man.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step?

              seriously good man.
              Well, bit of a wake up call really. Had a scan last week due to pains in my side that had started about 5/6 weeks ago with everything else.

              Damaged liver due to excessive boozing & poor diet. Champagne is off the menu.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Well, bit of a wake up call really. Had a scan last week due to pains in my side that had started about 5/6 weeks ago with everything else.

                Damaged liver due to excessive boozing & poor diet. Champagne is off the menu.
                tongue free.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Well, bit of a wake up call really. Had a scan last week due to pains in my side that had started about 5/6 weeks ago with everything else.

                  Damaged liver due to excessive boozing & poor diet. Champagne is off the menu.
                  Do you want me to run a sweep?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Do you want me to run a sweep?
                    That I can stay off the booze or when I cark it?
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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