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The screwdriver conundrum

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    The screwdriver conundrum

    Mrs EO brings me a coffee this a.m. and tells me there is a screwdriver on our front lawn.

    It's a modern, relatively new long bladed posi drive. maybe a foot long


    mmmm. where DID it come from ?

    I'll be on guard duty for the next few weeks, looking out for burgulars
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Mrs EO brings me a coffee this a.m. and tells me there is a screwdriver on our front lawn.

    It's a modern, relatively new long bladed posi drive. maybe a foot long


    mmmm. where DID it come from ?

    I'll be on guard duty for the next few weeks, looking out for burgulars
    Someone trying to screw your wife when you are away, may be?

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      #3
      If it was a flat headed drive and I believed the DF, then yes, I'd wonder about burglars. A posidrive isn't particularly useful in B&E.
      Sure it's not a workman who has dropped it, or maybe the postman was delivering a parcel to next door and that fell out?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Mrs EO brings me a coffee this a.m. and tells me there is a screwdriver on our front lawn.

        It's a modern, relatively new long bladed posi drive. maybe a foot long


        mmmm. where DID it come from ?

        I'll be on guard duty for the next few weeks, looking out for burgulars
        Maybe your neighbours are trying to tell you, you have a screw loose.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Been on guard for half an hour now. Only one intruder so far, that was the missus coming back from the Trafford centre.

          The screwdriver is still there, southwest perimeter is secure and both cats are ok.

          over and out
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Freshly SQUEEZED orange juice?

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              #7
              The screwdriver fairy brought it.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Kids walking past who had nicked it and chucked it away?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  The screwdriver fairy brought it.
                  you can't say that you Sissie!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    Freshly SQUEEZED orange juice?
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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