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    3 grilled chunky Pork chops from a Farm outside Skipton
    Parsnip and Potato mash
    1 Carrot
    10-15 Mangetout
    Gravy

    Dessert - Port

    Cigar time now
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Let me guess what you had for dinner:

    4 Sausage rolls
    2 Melton Mowbrays
    Chips
    Strongbow Cider

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Let me guess what you had for dinner:

      4 Sausage rolls
      2 Melton Mowbrays
      Chips
      Strongbow Cider

      You forgot his main and pudding. Main was all the pies. Pudding was a gross of Krispy Kreme. All while fantasying about travelling to the states. While never having been beyond the next village.

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        #4
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Strongbow Cider

        Well that's an oxymoron, or is that a spotty teenager
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          3 grilled chunky Pork chops from a Farm outside Skipton
          Parsnip and Potato mash
          1 Carrot
          10-15 Mangetout
          Gravy

          Dessert - Port

          Cigar time now
          If that's supposed to be disparaging, you're barking right up the wrong tree.

          Sounds like my ideal meal, as long as the helpings are generous
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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