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Halloween Trick or Treater, how to deal

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    Halloween Trick or Treater, how to deal

    I had none this year!


    #2
    Me too:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      I hang up a sign pointing out I failed my CRB checks....

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        #4
        We lock our dog Suity in the porch. He normally loves kids but a finger full of deep heat applied to the rectum puts I'm in a bad mood for just about the same time span as the trick or treaters.

        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Can't remember the last time we had any. No kids on our street although there are lots of uni students so I sometimes wonder that they never do it.

          It's nice not having to pretend to be out though.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Putting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!


            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            We lock our dog Suity in the porch. He normally loves kids but a finger full of deep heat applied to the rectum puts I'm in a bad mood for just about the same time span as the trick or treaters.

            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Putting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!
              Mark, if you had to live with NLUK, you'd probably want to cover your eyes too...
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Mark, if you had to live with NLUK, you'd probably want to cover your eyes too...
                Na......he seems like a big softy, to be fair
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Putting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!
                  he doesn't that's why NLUK can catch him for the deep heat.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    he doesn't that's why NLUK can catch him for the deep heat.
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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