Email of the day

[LucidDementia]

Hi Lucid

Hope you had a good weekend.

Our compliance manager has confirmed that as this is a short term contract then it is acceptable for you to opt in to the conduct regulations.


Kind Regards
Junior Pimp

I feel so much better that it's acceptable for me to force you to honour regulations put in place to stop you taking the piss out of me. How very noble of you.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Our, totally fictitious, compliance manager has confirmed that as this is a short term contract then it is acceptable for you to opt in to the conduct regulations.

[LucidDementia]

FTFY

Usually I'd agree, but this took a full 2 business days.

[vetran]

Usually I'd agree, but this took a full 2 business days.

they were waiting for you to blink!

[MrMarkyMark]

Usually I'd agree, but this took a full 2 business days.

Ah, probably took a while for the agent to learn how to spell compliance...

All joking aside, I don't know what a so called compliance manager would have to say on this, in any case.
Not really up for anyone "to decide".