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BrilloPad
5th November 2015, 15:23
Women are either bisexual or gay but 'never straight' - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11977121/Women-are-either-bisexual-or-gay-but-never-straight.html)

So why do all the MrsBPs divorce me for suggesting a threesome with their best mate? :confused:

MicrosoftBob
5th November 2015, 15:25
I think women's fantasies are more likely to broader, like my missus loves lesbian porn claims to have never slept with a woman

BrilloPad
5th November 2015, 15:29
I think women's fantasies are more likely to broader, like my missus loves lesbian porn claims to have never slept with a woman

She should have gone to a girls boarding school! My wife tells me a was rife.

The bad news is she gave it up when she found boys. The good news is she re-discovered her taste for it a few years ago.

TestMangler
5th November 2015, 15:33
She should have gone to a girls boarding school! My wife tells me a was rife.

The bad news is she gave it up when she found boys. The good news is she re-discovered her taste for it after she married me.

FTFY

northernladuk
5th November 2015, 15:36
I think women's fantasies are more likely to broader, like my missus loves lesbian porn claims to have never slept with a woman

OMG She is such a liar!! Bet she says she's never had a threesome either!!

Ooops... :igmc:

MrMarkyMark
5th November 2015, 15:42
OMG She is such a liar!! Bet she says she's never had a threesome either!!

Ooops... :igmc:

:popcorn:

MarillionFan
5th November 2015, 15:42
Women are either bisexual or gay but 'never straight' - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11977121/Women-are-either-bisexual-or-gay-but-never-straight.html)

So why do all the MrsBPs divorce me for suggesting a threesome with their best mate? :confused:

I'm sure most women would turn their nose up at the chance of a threesome with you and Fido.

barrydidit
5th November 2015, 16:14
Bisexual? All the ones I talk to say they're gay. :tantrum:

BrilloPad
5th November 2015, 16:16
I'm sure most women would turn their nose up at the chance of a threesome with you and Fido.

I once came home and found MrsBP having sex with my best friend.

I said "bad dog".

:tumble:

SpontaneousOrder
5th November 2015, 16:32
I once came home and found MrsBP having sex with my best friend.

I said "bad dog".

:tumble:

And prompt\y reported your best friend to the RSPCA?

EternalOptimist
5th November 2015, 16:45
I told my missus I wanted it doggy style.

She agreed, but I had to take her to a street where we are not well known