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    What did I miss?

    My apologies to all those who missed me.

    Been quite deep inside for over a week and couldn't be arsed to find time to login here. I won't tell what happened with that Italian lass on Tuesday night

    In other news:

    MF - Added any more weight?

    AtW - Same old moaning?

    Suity - Found a job yet?

    NLUK - How's the newbie bareback coming along?

    Mary Poppins - ey yup lass


    #2
    Deep inside for over a week? That must have cost a bit, they usually charge by the hour.

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      #3
      Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
      Deep inside for over a week? That must have cost a bit, they usually charge by the hour.
      Colleagues at work are like friends with benefits.

      Do you charge your friends?

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        #4
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Colleagues at work are like friends with benefits.

        Do you charge your friends?
        contractors charge their mum for a visit, friends should be billed double.

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          #5
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          contractors charge their mum for a visit, friends should be billed double.
          Sorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay me

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Sorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay me

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Sorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay me
              Located those cufflinks yet
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                My apologies to all those who missed me.

                Been quite deep inside for over a week and couldn't be arsed to find time to login here. I won't tell what happened with that Italian lass on Tuesday night

                In other news:

                MF - Added any more weight?

                AtW - Same old moaning?

                Suity - Found a job yet?

                NLUK - How's the newbie bareback coming along?

                Mary Poppins - ey yup lass

                Don't be so silly.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Located those cufflinks yet
                  She puts them on me cuffs every morning

                  On a more serious note, these Italian lasses are smoking hot

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

                    On a more serious note, these Italian lasses are smoking hot
                    pics or it never happened

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