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    Back in '89 a hitch from Newcastle down to the West Countrytook me across the A69 onto the M6
    where I ended up stranded at Charnock Richard services.

    Without a penny to my name, I remember drooling as I eyed up the bain maries brimming with mean looking lamb shanks.

    I was tired, cold, wet and hungry when my white knight eventually arrived on the scene in a red Aerodeck

    "Where are you going?",

    "Somerset" -

    "Your lucky day! I'm going all the way to Taunton"


    "Get in and make yourself comfortable" - (They were Recaro seats!)

    "Like the heating on?" (I was frozen)

    "Like a sip of my coke?" (Cheers, I was parched)

    "Fag?" - (I was gasping)

    "Tell you what, make it a spliff instead. Here's the deal, You roll, I drive!"

    "Music?" - (getting embarrassing now)

    "Phil Collins ok?" - (not half!)

    ...and for the next 200 miles we listened to the complete Collins catalogue back to back in chronological order
    even pulling over at Gordano services and wating for 15 minutes so we could listen to side 2 of "...But Seriously" before we went our separate ways.

    That was almost 25 years ago and that man is now my drummer and I'm also proud to consider him one of my closest friends.

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    "Get in and make yourself comfortable" - (They were Recaro seats!)

    "Like the heating on?" (I was frozen)

    "Like a sip of my coke?" (Cheers, I was parched)

    "Fag?" - (I was gasping)
    Are you sure he didn't touch you in your "special place"?

    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      I enjoyed that until you got to Phil Collins. FFS man, make it believable!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Are you sure he didn't touch you in your "special place"?

        That's what the PC is about "Post Coital" why do you think he was "Gasping".
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          That's what the PC is about "Post Coital" why do you think he was "Gasping".
          Ah, silly me, I'm so innocent, sometimes
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            And you are still chasing c@ck in the motorway services.
            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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              #7
              FTFY

              And you are still dogging in the motorway services
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Are you sure he didn't touch you in your "special place"?

                Do sockies have "special places"?

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                  #9
                  Anyone who claims that Phil Collins is his drummer is a lying scrote.
                  Me and my side-kick, Roger Waters are agreed on that
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by administrator View Post
                    I enjoyed that until you got to Phil Collins. FFS man, make it believable!
                    The Phil Collins bit was the only believable bit in there tbf
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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