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    Clean fingernails

    I never thought about this when I was young.

    But when I got to middle age I used to use this as one way of judging people. If I were dealing with someone who was not working on the land, and they had dirty nails

    do not touch with a barge pole
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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I never thought about this when I was young.

    But when I got to middle age I used to use this as one way of judging people. If I were dealing with someone who was not working on the land, and they had dirty nails

    do not touch with a barge pole
    See HyperD's sig.

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      #3
      Although, if your bike chain comes off, it takes at least two weeks to get rid of the grime.

      My dear old dad, gawd rest his soul, was a leccy on big industrial kit. He always had dirty nails, but I loved him anyway.

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        #4
        I remember rebuilding the top end of my 1975 Cadillac Fleetwood Talisman's 8.2 litre V8 engine, on the car park on front of our house, no drive no garage, hands covered in engine oil, my bro bought me a couple of Holland's Meat Pies, didn't wash my hands, pies covered in oil after first bite, loverly! Didn't do me any harm, I've no fecking nut allergy or owt....

        Love pies with Castrol GTX tho!

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I never thought about this when I was young.

          But when I got to middle age I used to use this as one way of judging people. If I were dealing with someone who was not working on the land, and they had dirty nails

          do not touch with a barge pole
          What about car mechanics?
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I never thought about this when I was young.

            But when I got to middle age I used to use this as one way of judging people. If I were dealing with someone who was not working on the land, and they had dirty nails

            do not touch with a barge pole
            Fred West?

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              #7
              Originally posted by stek View Post

              Love pies with Castrol GTX tho!
              Surely R30 or R40, vegetable based plus gives a nice smell later
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Although, if your bike chain comes off, it takes at least two weeks to get rid of the grime.

                My dear old dad, gawd rest his soul, was a leccy on big industrial kit. He always had dirty nails, but I loved him anyway.
                Carry a pair of latex gloves with your spare tubes / punture repair kit.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  My Dad gave me some advice when I was going to my first interview: "They look at your grooming; that your fingernails are clean and well clipped and you have a nice short haircut". Me being a long haired scruffy yob looked at him like "What?". There I was thinking my ability to write C was what was important.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    My nails are electric blue - what does that say about me?
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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