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Giant Alien Lizard 'Eats 30,000 Welsh Men Daily'

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Giant Alien Lizard 'Eats 30,000 Welsh Men Daily'

11 October 2006, 10:34

It seems only fair to return the favour. Must give you terrible gas though.
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Have you tried charcoal biscuits?
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If that doesn't work, try shoving one up your bum to act as a temporary plug.

A charcoal biscuit that is, not a Welshman.
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Phew! Close one.

*Weshman comes out from under the desk and takes his anorak back off
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