Blooming dawn chorus

[EternalOptimist]

There's been this noisy bird waking me up before dawn for at least 6 months. I thought he'd bog off in the winter back to Africa or spain or somewhere, but he's still there. and now he has a gang.

He was squawking away this a.m. , I don't know what he said that was so interesting but the rest of them re-tweeted it for an hour

[MicrosoftBob]

Get a cat, they won't be squawking for long

[FatLazyContractor]

There's been this noisy bird waking me up before dawn for at least 6 months. I thought he'd bog off in the winter back to Africa or spain or somewhere, but he's still there. and now he has a gang.

He was squawking away this a.m. , I don't know what he said that was so interesting but the rest of them re-tweeted it for an hour

Are you sure he isn't your daughter's boyfriend doing her every morning ?

[Troll]

There's been this noisy bird waking me up before dawn for at least 6 months. I thought he'd bog off in the winter back to Africa or spain or somewhere, but he's still there. and now he has a gang.

He was squawking away this a.m. , I don't know what he said that was so interesting but the rest of them re-tweeted it for an hour

Just hum "all thing bright & beautiful" to yourself in the mornings - you'll be fine

[woohoo]

Ok stick with me on this, from personal experience if you place a snail on your bedroom window, outside obviously. They will attempt to fly and grab the snail and in doing so will hit the window at full force. They wont feel like singing again for a while.

This works, I can produce photographic proof.

[VectraMan]

There's been this noisy bird waking me up before dawn for at least 6 months.

Divorce?

[unixman]

You could hear the birds last night/this morning ? Down my way the storm was so loud I could hardly hear myself sleep.

[greenlake]

There's been this noisy bird waking me up before dawn for at least 6 months. I thought he'd bog off in the winter back to Africa or spain or somewhere, but he's still there. and now he has a gang.

How have you been feeling lately....?

[BigRed]

Reminds me of when we used to save the bread from the meal and scatter it on the roofs of other canal boats on the way home. Ducks walking on your roof make a lot of noise on a canal boat in the dawn chorus

[TestMangler]

Ok stick with me on this, from personal experience if you place a snail on your bedroom window, outside obviously. They will attempt to fly and grab the snail and in doing so will hit the window at full force. They wont feel like singing again for a while.

This works, I can produce photographic proof.

Nearly this.....

Sellotape bird food to the inside of the window, or, put out some bird seed mixed with yeast, watch it inflate and explode. Simples.