I need a winter coat

[NibblyPig]

I've been in like every shop imaginable and couldn't find one that didn't look gash.

So I decided to go into some of those more upper-class establishments where well dressed staff greet you and are essentially your personal shopper.

A cute spanish lady showed me their coats. Damn, these shops have really good clothing, it's not just paying for the brand name. Best fitting most comfortable stylish coat I ever wore in my life.

700 quid

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[FatLazyContractor]

700 quid FFS. AYCOTBAC?

Try Slaters. Cheap stuff, but they do have a big range.

[MrMarkyMark]

700 quid

Christ on a bike, AYCOTBAC????

Try Slaters. Cheap stuff

Is that where you get your gear?

[DimPrawn]

I'm more interested in the cute Spanish lady to be honest.

[Uncle Albert]

£700? Did they have a sale on? That's almost free!

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

I'm more interested in the cute Spanish lady to be honest and whether she assists you to get the coat on "properly".

[FatLazyContractor]

Is that where you get your gear?

NLUK does. Ask him if he is COTBAC.

[MrMarkyMark]

£700? Did they have a sale on? That's almost free!

Exactly, the sort of coat, you wouldn't mind using the sleeve to give the shoes a once over.

[NibblyPig]

[MrMarkyMark]

NLUK does. Ask him if he is COTBAC.

I thought it was a personal recommendation, or, maybe, it actually, is