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    Animal speed awareness course

    It's always important, for safety reasons to know how fast a cheetah can run.
    just in case you find yourself in a cheetah-situation

    it's a fact that a(fully fit) human has the fastest acceleration over 10m than all other(similar sized) animals.
    So stay close to the SUV or the cave, and you are ok



    obviously this study does not apply to fat scousers at last orders. At which time all speed records are broken and Cheetahs would be well advised to get out of the fckng way
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's always important, for safety reasons to know how fast a cheetah can run.
    just in case you find yourself in a cheetah-situation

    it's a fact that a(fully fit) human has the fastest acceleration over 10m than all other(similar sized) animals.
    So stay close to the SUV or the cave, and you are ok



    obviously this study does not apply to fat scousers at last orders. At which time all speed records are broken and Cheetahs would be well advised to get out of the fckng way
    Eh Have you been drinking?

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      #3
      Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
      Eh Have you been drinking?
      it's half eleven

      are you stoopid
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        it's half eleven

        are you stoopid
        Haha, I've been drinking

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          #5
          Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
          Haha, I've been drinking
          not as fast as me though
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            It's always important, for safety reasons to know how fast a cheetah can run.
            just in case you find yourself in a cheetah-situation

            it's a fact that a(fully fit) human has the fastest acceleration over 10m than all other(similar sized) animals.
            So stay close to the SUV or the cave, and you are ok

            It is fairly irrelevant how fast the cheetah can run, the most important thing is how fast others in your group can run.


            To survive an attack you do not need to be the fastest runner. All you need to be is the second slowest.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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