72 virgins?

[MarillionFan]

So if all of these men suicide martyrs who go to heaven get 72 virgins, how does that work for that stupid cow who appears to have blown herself up in Paris this morning work?

Does she get 72 AtWs? Is she expecting a group of horny but prematuringly ejaculating geek virgins to be at her side in some form of weird Muslim bukake???

We need to know, how do female suicide bombers go to heaven?

[original PM]

sadly she may not have been quite as willing as all that

often given the lack of value placed on anything other than men in that society she was probably remotely detonated to try and give the blokes chance to run..

[MicrosoftBob]

Haven't an army of virgins just declared war on ISIS

What else to call Anonymous

[tarbera]

Watch “Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers” on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/24341019

[SimonMac]

[SimonMac]

Why would you want 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven? They would be a crap shag, you want a couple of sluts in their to keep things interesting for you

[tarbera]

Haven't an army of virgins just declared war on ISIS

What else to call Anonymous

Lol

[LondonManc]

Why would you want 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven? They would be a crap shag, you want a couple of sluts in their to keep things interesting for you

Beside which, if you're nether regions are 500 yards away from your head, what's the point?