Cats and cucumbers.

**MicrosoftBob** · 19 November 2015, 09:21

I wish it were true, I tried it out last night and none of my five cats reacted the same way

Mild curiosity then boredom as they realised it wasn't proper food or something to play with

**EternalOptimist** · 19 November 2015, 09:35

Cant remember where I saw it, but it made I laugh...

there was a veggie holding a lettuce leaf 'mm its always better the next day'

**mudskipper** · 29 February 2016, 21:10

Those cats are right to be scared of cucumbers

Man faces prison sentence after 'accidentally killing partner with cucumber used as sex toy' | Europe | News | The Independent

**vetran** · 29 February 2016, 21:24

They then proceeded to drink four bottles of wine and a large quantity of Schnapps before heading to the bedroom, jurors were told.

No wonder they were using a cucumber, after that lot I couldn't even raise a smile.

Cats and cucumbers.