I am fed up with end of the world threads

[BrilloPad]

Both Russian/Turkey and Autumn statement variety.

So instead I bring you a post about natures natural contraceptive. Children. Why it's impossible to have sex as a single parent

[FatLazyContractor]

Both Russian/Turkey and Autumn statement variety.

So instead I bring you a post about natures natural contraceptive. Children. Why it's impossible to have sex as a single parent

That article was written by a woman on her period and I bet AtW's unused condom for 30 years on it.

[MarkT]

That article was written by a woman on her period and I bet AtW's unused condom for 30 years on it.

In the Autumn Statement Osbourne will be taxing Turkish women, when on their periods.

[Platypus]

She's nice

[BrilloPad]

She's nice

She spends all her time looking after children though. Just as you get a stiffie one of them will start throwing up or something.

[FatLazyContractor]

She spends all her time looking after children though. Just as you get a stiffie one of them will start throwing up or something.

That sounds quite perverted-Saville-types you know?

[Jog On]

I gauge the impending doom by the stock market reaction, which appears to have completely shrugged off the initial reaction this morning...

[Zero Liability]

I gauge the impending doom by the stock market reaction, which appears to have completely shrugged off the initial reaction this morning...

It's tunnel visioned on QE these days.

[Jog On]

It's tunnel visioned on QE these days.

Yes and I'm sure all the Lockheed Martins and BAE's are propping it up nicely...

[MarillionFan]

Why bother dating, when you can pay 50p for a go on FatLazyContractors missus???