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Does Anyone Want to Buy a Family Size Box of Lube (AKA Boy Butter)

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    Does Anyone Want to Buy a Family Size Box of Lube (AKA Boy Butter)

    As per title.

    Due to less than dramatic (at this stage) Autumn Statement.

    The Chunt of Chunts.

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    Nope, no need for it now that I've quit helping out at Monsoon Poultry Hospital.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Nope, no need for it now that I've quit helping out at Monsoon Poultry Hospital.
      Rewarding work though, yeh?
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Rewarding work though, yeh?


        The tax breaks were excellent.


        And they had that great motto "keep your pecker up"
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          The tax breaks were excellent.


          And they had that great motto "keep your pecker up"
          How are the scars from the claws?
          Is the surgery tax deductible?
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Nope, no need for it now that I've quit helping out at Monsoon Poultry Hospital.
            Do you get bored working with the same cocks each day ?
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              How are the scars from the claws?
              Is the surgery tax deductible?


              The claws aren't the problem, it's the wings for me.


              There was a story going round the set about a man from Tokyo (or maybe it was just that country) whose eye was destroyed after he grabbed a male chicken from behind.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                whose eye was destroyed after he grabbed a male chicken from behind.
                Sounds perfectly reasonable to me
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  The chairman of the company used to have a researcher who sat on his right hand at all the meetings, she had to leave early one evening as she was off to the country residence of her new gentleman friend, who had some interesting birds in the thicket. He kept a young chicken, but Samantha says there are also wild breeds there, and she couldn't wait to see his Woodcock, Pullet and Swallow.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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