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The New 10 CUK Commandments

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    The New 10 CUK Commandments

    You shall have no other Sitesbefore me. 1 1
    You shall not make for yourself an alternative Site... 2
    You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the AtW your God... 3 2
    Remember the Friday Evening in the Pub, and keep it holy... 4 3
    Honor your father and your mother if you have them... 5 4
    You shall not murder except Trolls 6 5
    You shall not commit adultery with Hanks Russian Wife. 7 6
    You shall not steal others Avatars 8 7
    You shall bear false witness against your neighbor especially if it is funny. 9 8
    You shall not covet your neighbor's life. Permies must not be jealous of Contractors10 9
    You shall not covet your neighbor's Pc...

    HTH.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Prerry boring sitting in the shop early in the morning when nobody actually drops by to buy anything, hugh?

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      #3
      hugh? Learn to spell you useless p r i c k.

      Atw. You bore me.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        How are the sales in your new shop?

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          #5
          Yawn.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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