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    The permie sitting next to me...

    Has fjazzled their desk with festive whimsy.

    The flashing lights are in my periphery.

    It's not even December yet FFS!
    http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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    I hope so much that they're a near-end-of-worklife baby boomer.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #3
      Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
      Has fjazzled their desk with festive whimsy.

      The flashing lights are in my periphery.

      It's not even December yet FFS!
      Did she set up a pole? Pics?

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        #4
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        I hope so much that they're a near-end-of-worklife baby boomer.
        They seem to fit that category well. It's Karma!
        http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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          #5
          Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
          They seem to fit that category well. It's Karma!
          Bet you can't wait for the Christmas cards coming round from Irene and Bert, Margaret and Bill and the like
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
            Has fjazzled their desk with festive whimsy.

            The flashing lights are in my periphery.

            It's not even December yet FFS!
            The tree went up in our house on Saturday. As I WFH I'm currently sat here in a conference call with a 7 foot flashing pine tree behind me. Hopefully we don't go to video conferencing.

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              #7
              Originally posted by meridian View Post
              The tree went up in our house on Saturday. As I WFH I'm currently sat here in a conference call with a 7 foot flashing pine tree behind me. Hopefully we don't go to video conferencing.
              Lol [emoji41]
              http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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                #8
                Originally posted by meridian View Post
                The tree went up in our house on Saturday. As I WFH I'm currently sat here in a conference call with a 7 foot flashing pine tree behind me. Hopefully we don't go to video conferencing.
                Ouch that must hurt, I hope you used lots of lube first
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by meridian View Post
                  The tree went up in our house on Saturday. As I WFH I'm currently sat here in a conference call with a 7 foot flashing pine tree behind me. Hopefully we don't go to video conferencing.
                  Why do you have a 7' tree in your home office?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Why do you have a 7' tree in your home office?


                    He asked his accountant who said that it could be expensed as long as it was in his office...
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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