Christmas present for ex-mrs-bp-2

[BrilloPad]

Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be shot.

She has asked for a cordless Dyson. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit baby bp the house might be clean.

What should I buy her?

[rl4engc]

A better vacuum for (£230 - Cost of better vacuum) ~= £150

Then give her £150 to spend as she pleases, or just pocket the £150 saved.

[WTFH]

£89 for a Henry. Better than any Dyson, and British made

[vetran]

Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be shot.

She has asked for a cordless Dyson. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit baby bp the house might be clean.

What should I buy her?

Is the cleanliness issue caused by the Vacuum or the person pushing it?

For chrissakes don't give her one, you are in enough trouble already!

[SimonMac]

Cordless Dyson are a god send when you have kids, you gave her a divorce, thats the best crimbo present you can give

[DimPrawn]

you gave her a divorce, thats the best crimbo present you can give

Not the cheapest gift mind.

[SimonMac]

Not the cheapest gift mind.

But worth every penny

[BrilloPad]

But worth every penny

It would be. If another woman did not come along to make me miserable.

Maybe I should join the French Foreign Legion.

[barrydidit]

Buy it. At least something in the house will suck on command.

[MarillionFan]

Tell her she has to clean the carpet with her tongue. Men these days.