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Personally, I'd have beaten the crap out of him.........
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my Dad pulled that stunt on me.
But I am smart (heh he) and didn't fall for it.
Turned out he really was dead and I didn't get any swag from the ouse.
the b@stid(\__/)
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHe looks old enough to have served the Nazis“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHe looks old enough to have served the NazisSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostNah the Nazi is on the moon in the John Lewis ad, and also a paedo Nazi as he spends all his time looking at children through his telescope
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Originally posted by RSoles View Post
If I were the grandfather, I'd have fed them all poison in their Xmas dinner and, whilst they were choking and the sudden realisation of the situation dawned on them, I'd tell them they were never in my will to begin with! Mwah ha ha ha....Comment
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