THE most useful tool in history. Bar none

[EternalOptimist]

The most useful tool developed by humans in history, bar none.

Versatile, sturdy, rugged, no instructions required. Culturally neutral. Ageless, timeless, non sexist.
Useful in the home, camping, war and peace. Useful for kings queens as well as peasants and slaves.
Great or humble, pope or druid. Victor or victim, banker or ******


Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors

[RSoles]

Not the spellchecker then?
..though, admittedly, that wouldn't have helped.........

[darmstadt]

The most useful tool developed by humans in history, bar none.

Versatile, sturdy, rugged, no instructions required. Culturally neutral. Ageless, timeless, non sexist.
Useful in the home, camping, war and peace. Useful for kings queens as well as peasants and slaves.
Great or humble, pope or druid. Victor or victim, banker or ******


Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors

Sadly they can be leftist or rightist, depending upon which hand you use Now toilet paper, that's a different matter...

[greenlake]

Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors

[Dactylion]

I thought this was a thread about Suity.. then I spotted the useful bit!

[PurpleGorilla]

Surely the best tool ever is the Swiss Army knife?

[SimonMac]

The most useful tool developed by humans in history, bar none.

Versatile, sturdy, rugged, no instructions required. Culturally neutral. Ageless, timeless, non sexist.
Useful in the home, camping, war and peace. Useful for kings queens as well as peasants and slaves.
Great or humble, pope or druid. Victor or victim, banker or ******


Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors

I disagree