If I were a powerful magistrate. or PM

[EternalOptimist]

If I were a powerful politician.
or even a moderately powerful one I would create a town called not in service.

Then I would command a bus route that terminated there, so that every bus would be empty. except for me , because only I would know that the bus was going to not in service as opposed to being not in service.

except..I don't use the bus.

ok, forget this idea

[stek]

If I were a powerful politician.
or even a moderately powerful one I would create a town called not in service.

Then I would command a bus route that terminated there, so that every bus would be empty. except for me , because only I would know that the bus was going to not in service as opposed to being not in service.

except..I don't use the bus.

ok, forget this idea

When me and the Mrs were living in Germany, I kept saying to her on the S-Bahn etc, there's a lot of trains going to 'Kurtzug', not realising there's no such place and she let me keep on saying it.

[EternalOptimist]

When me and the Mrs were living in Germany, I kept saying to her on the S-Bahn etc, there's a lot of trains going to 'Kurtzug', not realising there's no such place and she let me keep on saying it.

oh what a cow. she'll have you applying for jobs in jeopardy next.
there's loads of jobs in jeopardy

[LondonManc]

Drinking on a school night then going on the internet. Didn't text your ex next did you?