I've just had an epiphany and realised why all incident/change management etc. software is, without exception, utter crap. It simply isn't possible to write decent software for managing ITIL type processes, because the processes and the paradigm themselves are crap.
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Why all incident/change management etc. software is crap
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Why all incident/change management etc. software is crap
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But creating something like ITIL is a cash cow for certifications, the money is in creating useless certifications, and making people retake them regularly
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've just had an epiphany and realised why all incident/change management etc. software is, without exception, utter crap. It simply isn't possible to write decent software for managing ITIL type processes, because the processes and the paradigm themselves are crap."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostSSSSHHHHHHH!! Don't tell people! I make good money on that basis.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've just had an epiphany and realised why all incident/change management etc. software is, without exception, utter crap. It simply isn't possible to write decent software for managing ITIL type processes, because the processes and the paradigm themselves are crap.
Poor workmen and all that.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've just had an epiphany and realised why all incident/change management etc. software is, without exception, utter crap. It simply isn't possible to write decent software for managing ITIL type processes, because the processes and the paradigm themselves are crap.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThe software is usually OK, it's just badly implemented
Same for the central tenets of ITIL, Prince and any other methodology, they're common sense good practice things, but they're dressed up in so much utter bollocks it's become an industry that obscures its own value.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYeah, yeah. You're so right, which is why the company I work at is upto 1 Billion turnover and my waistline continues to grow at 40% per year.
Poor workmen and all that.
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat's so true.
Same for the central tenets of ITIL, Prince and any other methodology, they're common sense good practice things, but they're dressed up in so much utter bollocks it's become an industry that obscures its own value.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThe software is usually OK, it's just badly implementedComment
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