Christmas present for ex-mistress-FLC-2

[FatLazyContractor]

Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be shagged by Martin Scrotman.

She has asked for a cordless dildo. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit the house might be full of used condoms.

What should I buy her?

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be both regularly dating and shagging Martin Scrotman.

Fiver budget, eh?

Mars bar, always worked for the Stones

[Chuck]

I was thinking along the lines of a fiver.

What should I buy her?

You can probably pick up a second-hand one on eBay.

[MrMarkyMark]

What about a, life size, man doll, unsure if you have to pay any extra for any "accessories".

[BrilloPad]

"ex-mistress-FLC-2" - is that Dallas?

[d000hg]

She has asked for a cordless dildo.

Is there another type? Mains powered?!

[Dactylion]

She has asked for a cordless dildo.......

....... I was thinking £5

Buy a wooden broomstick saw it into 4 (about 12inches), quick rubdown with some wet&dry and Bobs your uncle.

Plus either she or you have a few spares.

Just checked and you can get a pack of 5 from Screwfix for less than a tenner!

[FatLazyContractor]

Is there another type? Mains powered?!

[d000hg]

That's a battery model too from the looks of it.

[greenlake]

She has asked for a cordless dildo. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit the house might be full of used condoms.

What should I buy her?

Get her a reusable condom for less than a fiver. Everyone's a winner!



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