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    Vacancy: Tykemerc sockie finder
    Duration: 30 days
    Remuneration: lower blood pressure
    Skills requirement

    Applicants need to have a sixth sense in the relentless pursuit of sockpuppet identification. Genuine posters only please - no time wasters.

    #2
    So this a job to find Tykemercs sockies??
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      So this a job to find Tykemercs sockies??
      Given his single-minded pursuit of sockies - he'll probably out himself

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        #4
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Vacancy: Tykemerc sockie finder
        Duration: 30 days
        Remuneration: lower blood pressure
        Skills requirement

        Applicants need to have a sixth sense in the relentless pursuit of sockpuppet identification. Genuine posters only please - no time wasters.
        You forgot to say a word about references?

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          You forgot to say a word about references?
          Scroatman and Gumbo Robot would probably oblige.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Scroatman and Gumbo Robot would probably oblige.
            I was thinking more like yerself and Cojak

            With a final signoff from Herr admin ...

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              #7
              The only reference he'll get from me is a Terry Pratchett one:

              “He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.” ― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                One of his sockies will surely post in this thread...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Scroatman and Gumbo Robot would probably oblige.
                  So basically, it's that old classical thing - public hatred of sockies was really the guilty conscience???

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                    #10
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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