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[WTFH]

Apart from stirring a Bloody Mary, does it serve any useful purpose?


And can I claim corporation tax on it?

[MrMarkyMark]

Apart from stirring a Bloody Mary, does it serve any useful purpose?


And can I claim corporation tax on it?

No.
For your second question, may I advise writing to The Daily Fail, they usually excel on tax matters.

HTH.

BIDI.

[FatLazyContractor]

No.
For your second question, may I advise writing to The Daily Fail, they usually excel on tax matters.

HTH.

AtW

FTFY

[DaveB]

Apart from stirring a Bloody Mary, does it serve any useful purpose?


And can I claim corporation tax on it?

Goes nicely with Peanut Butter.

[unixman]

A little chopped celery can give some nice crunch to a tuna sandwich.

[BrilloPad]

Apart from stirring a Bloody Mary, does it serve any useful purpose?


And can I claim corporation tax on it?

MF swears is the only way he can get an erection. Though I doubt he can see it to find out.

[WTFH]

MF swears is the only way he can get an erection. Though I doubt he can see it to find out.

Corporation tax gives MF an erection? That's hard to imagine.

[unixman]

A little chopped corporation tax can give some nice crunch to a tuna sandwich.

[Uncle Albert]

Goes nicely with Peanut Butter.

[barrydidit]

A little chopped celery can give some nice crunch to a tuna sandwich.

You've just spoiled the tuna sandwich I was enjoying. Now i'm thinking about how it could have been pimped.